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List of Funny Audio Clips
I have rated each audio clip for your convenience. The ratings are (G) for no profanity and (PG) for mild profanity and some sexual content
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I have rated each audio clip for your convenience. The ratings are (G) for no profanity and (PG) for mild profanity and some sexual content
If you are unable to hear these audio, click here for a Free MP3 player
(New) Telemarketer Prank Call (PG) - The title is self explanatory
Work Song (PG) - A song written to relieve stress at your workplace
White Trash (G) - Vocally when of the worst songs I have heard but lyrics are funny
Blondestar (G) - A Blonde version of the commercial for Onstar
Burgers on the grill (G)- Parody from the 70's song Rider's on the Storm
The pool (G)- Prank call to a woman about her daughter peeing in the pool
PMS Blues (G) - A song from Dolly Parton. Have you got the PMS Blues?
USMC Answering Machine (G) - Something for the Guys. Funny clip
Affair Online (PG)- The top 10 ways to tell if your partner is having an affair online
I use to Rock n Roll (G)- Funny Parody song about getting older
Self Breast Exam (G)- Shirley Liquor talks about her breast exam. Funny Audio
My
Son is a....(PG-13)- A women receives a prank call about her son's sexuality
She is totally confused. This is hysterical. Clip contains some profanity.
So Crappy Together (G)- Parody song from the 70's song So Happy Together
911 call (G)- An actual 911 call from a woman at a fast food restaurant
Constipated (G) - Parody song about constipation
Cheney's got a gun (G) - Pardoy song about Dick Cheney's hunting accident
Redneck Games (G) - Jeff Foxworth on the Olympics taking place in the south
Ebay Song (G) - Parody song about Ebay
Dr Phil (PG) - Radio station prank call. Listener thinks she is talking to Dr.Phil
Little Old Ladies (G) - Traffic radio newscaster sees a wreck involving old ladies
Mechanic Prank Call (G) - Radio station prank call to a women about her car
I came across this from a friend of mine. I laughed so hard, well here it is hope you enjoy!
What would have been different if Bill Gates was a redneck...
| 1. Their #1
product would be Microsoft Winders 2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle 3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a hefty bag 4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa 5. Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos 6. The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse 7. Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Freebird! 8. Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart 9. PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt 10. Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Bishul C++ 11. Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag 12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word 13. Instead of latte carts we'd have grits carts 14. New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear? 15. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz" 16. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans-Am 17. Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse 18. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver 19. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire 20. Speadsheet software would include examples in inventory dead cars in your front yard 21. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator 22. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates 23. Instead of asking "where do you want to go today? it's more like Hey mister, can I ketch a ridein the back? 24. Free eraser to erase the scribbble marks off the screen when using the NotePad |
Computer Humor
| Bill Gates
reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five-dollar cars that get 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart, and drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to to restart, in which case you would have to re-install the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car98", or "CarNT". However, even then you would have to buy more seats. 6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5 percent of the roads. 7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light. 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. 9. The airbag system would ask "Are You Sure?" before going off. 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed a hold of the radio antenna. 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps, (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor wanted them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department. 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. |